1. There are three hundred bees here and they're angry.
2. Remember yesterday when I met you?
3. I’m really smart. I know 2 and 3 makes 5.
4. I am a police cat.
5. If a boy gives you pink flowers, he wants to marry you.
6. You have lipstick all over your face. *talking about eyeliner*
7. Tuck me in like Darth Maul.
8. *quietly from underneath a fitted sheet* gotta catch em all
9. I have to go to the garden to get the macaroni and cheese flower.
10. I was born with the force. For real life.
11. First you put coffee on it and then a bandage.
12. I used up my speed.
13. This is the leaning tower of pizza.
14. My phone number is 600.
15. My favorite movie is Chucky because he cuts off a guy’s head.
16. You have to go to jail because you’re a zombie.
17. I gave you a unicorn tattoo on your hair.
18. You have party hair!
19. Student: I see Haley sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Me: Alright, fine, in this scenario who am I supposed to be kissing?
Student: The tree.
20. Yes, I want to be naked.